so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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