Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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