So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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