i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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