Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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