The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She has the best kind of daddy issues
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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