question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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