You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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