Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
it's like iHOP with fire
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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