Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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