I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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