so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize