You're so nebulous sometimes
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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