new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
