So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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