Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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