Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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