is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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