I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
