But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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