Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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