All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I can text with my tongue
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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