How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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