We won't sleep together?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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