Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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