Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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