I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize
