I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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