Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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