Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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