But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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