3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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