Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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