Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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