I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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