There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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