Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The air was thick with penises
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
