if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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