that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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