i think my mom watched the whole time
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
