He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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