she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
