your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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