So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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