he wants to bone in the snuggie
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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