Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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