And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger