wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.