sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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