we're blogging at a bar
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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