But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
we're so committed to being not committed
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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