Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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