Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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