Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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