He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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