You smell like a Billy Joel song
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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