Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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